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9th April, 2009. 5:15 pm. up yours sev_squad

18:34:44 • Joins: Sev (~Sev@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Clones:
18:35:04 [Illiterati] TRAV
18:35:11 [Illiterati] we are now friends on the internet
18:35:11 [Trav] ILLIT!
18:35:17 [Trav] it is official
18:35:52 [Illiterati] so let it be written
18:35:56 [Illiterati] so let it be done
18:36:04 [Illiterati] i'm sent here by the chosen one
18:36:23 [Sev] and i found it... and now i get nothing done... ever..
18:36:51 [%Nom] found what?
18:36:52 [Trav] i wish i was cool enough to have awesome sunglasses like you
18:36:58 [Illiterati] who is sev
18:37:07 [Illiterati] also, it comes with the job, trav
18:37:11 [Sev] Sev Squad
18:37:15 [Sev] from the site.
18:37:23 [Illiterati] sev squad eh
18:37:26 [Illiterati] i know you
18:37:29 [%Nom] What site?
18:37:35 [Illiterati] all too well, unfortunately
18:37:35 [Trav] google.com
18:37:52 [Sev] thats not too unfortunatly
18:38:03 [Sev] unfortunately*
18:38:18 [Sev] wait is it the HB me or the aimless rambling me?
18:38:35 [Illiterati] like i said: unfortunately
18:38:38 [Trav] hitler's aimless brain
18:38:49 [Illiterati] we have all lost a little bit of ourselves knowing you
18:38:56 [Sev] well thats REALLY unfortunately
18:39:14 [Sev] i would like to apologise then
18:39:48 [Sev] but i do need those parts to construct myslef, and there only ever the parts you never use...
18:39:53 [%Nom] where in wisconsin do you live?
18:40:24 [Sev] manty
18:40:29 [Illiterati] panty
18:40:35 [Sev] something like that
18:40:37 [Trav] man panty
18:40:43 [%Nom] I have no idea where that is.
18:40:43 [Sev] no nothing like that
18:40:49 [Sev] manitowoc?
18:41:21 [Illiterati] you need to what now?
18:41:25 • Quits: Illiterati (cgiirc@7212527.B06D24BC.FFB3A88A.IP) (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
18:41:35 [%Nom] oh ok
18:41:40 [%Nom] I used to live in Green Bay
18:41:41 [Sev] where are you?
18:41:44 [Sev] nice
18:42:02 [%Nom] Never been to manitowoc.
18:42:05 • Joins: Illiterati (cgiirc@7212527.B06D24BC.FFB3A88A.IP) Clones:
18:42:09 [%Nom] But green bay was cool.
18:42:13 [Sev] Green Bay is much better than here take it from me
18:42:16 [Illiterati] i hate the internet
18:42:30 [Sev] we all do a little
18:42:50 [Illiterati] no, i hate it more than life itself
18:43:21 • Joins: Technohawk (~thawk@Rizon-EF0238D8.gv.shawcable.net) Clones:
18:43:30 [Sev] ouch well that will probably get it to change its ways...
18:43:39 [Sev] at least theres that
18:43:40 [Trav] it is cards time
18:43:42 [%Nom] hello hawk
18:43:44 [Trav] i love you all
18:43:45 [Sev] sweet
18:43:48 [Trav] except JRB
18:43:52 [Sev] even me?
18:43:55 [Trav] sure
18:43:58 [Sev] sweet
18:43:59 [%Nom] later trav, good luck with cards.
18:44:03 [Trav] thank you
18:44:06 • Quits: Trav (~chatzilla@Rizon-ED4A8118.dhcp.roch.mn.charter.com) (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.8/2009032609])
18:44:24 [Sev] i need things, ill be back
18:44:27 [Technohawk] hi
18:45:02 [Technohawk] Nom you have a new namesake
18:45:04 [Technohawk] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp76ly2_NoI&feature=player_embedded
18:45:33 [%fermun] why ar you such a bigot, nom?
18:45:40 [%Nom] I'm not!
18:45:43 [%Nom] That's awful
18:45:53 • Quits: Illiterati (cgiirc@7212527.B06D24BC.FFB3A88A.IP)
18:46:33 [%fermun] you say it's awful, then go and make videos about how you hate gays.
18:46:48 [%Nom] I should sue.
18:46:50 [Sev] ... im back and with snacks!
18:47:01 [Sev] or dinner if you want to call it that
18:47:10 • Joins: Illiterati (cgiirc@7212527.B06D24BC.FFB3A88A.IP) Clones:
18:47:13 [Sev] yay
18:47:16 [Technohawk] I do not want to call it that
18:47:18 [%fermun] are those our only options?
18:47:23 [Illiterati] god damn it, internet
18:47:32 [Illiterati] why do you have to be such a cock
18:47:39 [Sev] well its techincally lunch too
18:47:46 [Sev] sorry i cannot spell
18:47:47 [Technohawk] because the internet knows you like cock Lit
18:47:53 [Technohawk] it is giving you what you want
18:48:06 [Illiterati] i know
18:48:06 [Illiterati] but it's not what i need *now*
18:48:19 [Technohawk] well tell your internet what you need
18:48:29 • Quits: laktose (~laktose@Rizon-A8221995.adsl.cybercity.dk) (Quit: DONGS IN YOUR MOUTHS)
18:48:32 [Illiterati] i need love
18:48:34 [Technohawk] if you don't communicate with it, then problems start
18:49:04 [Technohawk] it's giving you cock love, why must you be so picky
18:49:47 [Sev] don't worry i have the soultion! drphiltv will fix you!
18:49:55 [Sev] http://www.youtube.com/user/drphiltv
18:52:20 • Quits: Technohawk (~thawk@Rizon-EF0238D8.gv.shawcable.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
18:52:57 [Sev] why do you keep getting disconnected Illterati?
18:53:41 [%Nom] You may want to turn your sound down
18:53:44 [%Nom] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFH623p0REg&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fsarahmorgan%2Fcat-ambush&feature=player_embedded
18:54:15 • Joins: Technohawk (~thawk@Rizon-EF0238D8.gv.shawcable.net) Clones:
18:54:20 [Sev] me?
18:54:26 [Sev] oh i see now
18:54:41 [Technohawk] Lit your internet is hurting my internet
18:55:22 [Sev] ow
18:55:32 [%fermun] did you interface with lit's internet without a condom?
18:56:01 [Sev] oh shit i didn't... whats going to happen to me?
18:56:40 • Joins: demha (~chatzilla@791E424.215CF941.82E3857D.IP) Clones:
18:56:44 [Technohawk] I used protection
18:56:49 [Technohawk] but Sev, you've got AIDS
18:57:28 [Sev] FUCK I knew lit's internet didn't look right!
18:59:44 [Sev] well I may be immune there is a 15 pecent chance you know!
19:00:13 [Sev] percent%
19:00:20 [Sev] percent*
19:00:24 [Technohawk] yeah, but with the amount of times you interfaced, it's more like 1%
19:00:41 [Sev] oh god its already aafecting my typing!
19:00:45 [Illiterati] my internet also has syphilis
19:00:50 [Illiterati] just a word of warning
19:01:01 [%Nom] it's all the asains
19:01:03 [Sev] well i already had that
19:01:24 [Sev] no worries
19:01:29 [Sev] ill live lol
19:01:32 [Sev] oH JESUS
19:01:33 [Illiterati] asians have gonorrhea
19:01:38 [Illiterati] LOL
19:01:38 [Sev] L33t SPEAK
19:01:45 [Illiterati] LOL FUCKING LOL MOTHER FUCKER
19:01:46 [Sev] its worse than i thought
19:01:59 [Illiterati] YOU'RE WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
19:02:15 [Sev] *sadness*
19:02:44 [Sev] *sadness*
19:02:49 [Illiterati] would it be going too far if i told sev squad to EAT A DICK
19:02:56 [Sev] *sadness*
19:03:01 [Sev] probably not
19:04:03 [Sev] can you learn to forgive liT?
19:04:07 [Illiterati] now, what if i told sev squad to EAT ALL THE DICKS YOU COCK-HUNGRY FAG MOSTER
19:04:19 [Illiterati] would it be too much then?
19:04:23 [Sev] that might be a step to far
19:04:25 [Sev] lol
19:04:27 • Nick: GudaLOST —› Gudamor
19:04:28 [Sev] damn
19:04:31 [Sev] again
19:04:45 [Sev] AIDS is a fast mother
19:04:48 [Illiterati] god damn it
19:04:54 [Illiterati] GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
19:04:58 [Sev] i apologise
19:05:09 [Sev] and i even spelt it incorrectly
19:05:47 • Nick: demha —› DemWhoopass
19:06:34 [Sev] forgive and forget?
19:07:16 [Sev] lit?
19:07:19 [Sev] buddy?
19:07:22 [Sev] pal?
19:07:24 [Sev] you ok?
19:07:34 [%Nom] he's joing
19:08:02 ° Illiterati JO
19:08:07 [%Nom] see
19:08:15 [Sev] ok
19:08:53 [Sev] so is he back now?
19:09:43 [Sev] lit?
19:10:18 [%Nom] lit, I think you have your very own fan boi.
19:10:32 [Sev] perhaps... perhaps
19:10:56 [Sev] hes the only one erratic and angry enough to deserve my attention and annoance
19:11:20 [%Gudamor] nonce*
19:11:45 [Sev] sorry
19:11:58 [%Nom] Fag*
19:12:09 [Sev] sorry
19:12:38 [Sev] wait that wasn't directed at me... was it?
19:12:43 [%Nom] not at all
19:12:53 [Sev] fantastic!
19:13:39 [Illiterati] why do i suddenly have this urge to shit down somebody's throat
19:14:14 [Sev] ... because im to blame?
19:14:20 [TheDarkFlame] At a guess... You hate your new fanboy?
19:15:09 [Illiterati] thedarkflame is right, for once
19:15:45 [%Nom] the little girl in the glasses creeps me out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFaCMUGq79k
19:17:14 [Sev] iconcur
19:17:21 [Sev] whoa what was that
19:17:25 [Sev] i blame the aids
19:17:39 [Sev] well anyway
19:17:41 [Sev] s
19:17:43 [Illiterati] nom don't you have laws to uphold
19:17:48 [Illiterati] uphold them now
19:17:49 [Sev] anyways*
19:17:51 • Kick: Sev was kicked by Nom (shut up)
19:17:59 [%Nom] I was just about to do that.
19:17:59 [Illiterati] Thanks nom!
19:18:01 [Illiterati] :)
19:18:02 • Joins: Sev (~Sev@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Clones:
19:18:09 [Illiterati] NIGGERS
19:18:20 [Sev] alright ill be quiet
19:20:34 [%fermun] so, what's up everyone?
19:20:45 [Sev] becuase i am a dumbass... what are the half-ops and ops?
19:20:56 [%fermun] i'm halfops
19:21:01 [%fermun] abe is ops
19:21:07 [%Nom] untangelin twenty feet of hemp
19:21:11 [Illiterati] fermun, i have been distracted by dungeon siege 2 lately
19:21:11 [Sev] yes... what does that mean
19:21:11 [%fermun] jrb is channel ops
19:21:21 [%fermun] though not right now
19:21:28 [%Nom] It means we can kick and ban people
19:21:31 [%fermun] JRB owns the channel.
19:21:35 [Sev] oh fantastic
19:22:03 [%fermun] JRB can tell the channel server to kick or ban people by names or IP
19:22:09 [Illiterati] sam fisher is special op
19:22:17 [Illiterati] was that uncalled for?
19:22:18 [%Nom] as is Jack Bauer.
19:22:19 [Sev] indeed he is
19:22:32 [Sev] no i don't believe it was
19:22:44 [Illiterati] that is good
19:22:51 [%fermun] basically, for anything that needs doing, a halfops is as good as an ops
19:23:04 [%fermun] though the ops are higher ranked than the halfops
19:23:06 [Sev] so then whats the diffrence?
19:23:12 [%fermun] ops have a few more powers
19:23:22 [Illiterati] kamehame waves
19:23:26 [Illiterati] for one
19:23:35 [%fermun] also, ops tend to have mustaches
19:24:01 [Illiterati] they are the manliest of all
19:24:12 [ø] ChanMode: Gudamor sets mode [+v] Sev
19:24:33 [+Sev] what just happened?
19:24:41 [%Gudamor] Now you can talk.
19:24:41 [+Sev] ah i see
19:25:15 [%fermun] you are voiced
19:25:34 [+Sev] oh ok cool i was wondering why that wasn't working before
19:25:58 [%fermun] all a halfop can do is kick, ban, and change channel topic. they can not ban any ops
19:26:20 [%Gudamor] But yeah, sorry to leave you unvoiced for so long
19:26:24 [%Gudamor] Were you trying to type to us?
19:27:04 [TheDarkFlame] But...
19:27:05 [+Sev] its cool... i really only noticed it like a couple of minutes ago
19:28:08 [+Sev] so are you talking right now? if so why can't i hear you?
19:28:29 [TheDarkFlame] Because their microphones aren't on.
19:28:32 [%Nom] well no wonder you weren't responding.
19:28:37 [%Nom] No, we're talkin.
19:28:46 [%Nom] there is something under my g button
19:29:08 [+Sev] you will have to exuse me... i am an idiot
19:29:18 [+Sev] give me one second
19:29:58 [%fermun] i have a something that switches being under my j, k and m buttons. sometimes one or all of those buttons don't push down.
19:31:39 [+Sev] alright im confused... and your most likley irritated... so what do i do?
19:31:48 [%Nom] is your mic pluged in?
19:31:50 [%fermun] you're
19:31:54 [+Sev] it is
19:32:01 [+Sev] in the spot it should be
19:32:13 [%Nom] is it working?
19:32:15 [+Sev] some times it dosn't register
19:32:17 [%Nom] We can't hear you
19:32:22 [%Nom] Can you hear us?
19:32:24 [+Sev] no
19:32:25 • Joins: tiim (~Tim@CB6D16CC.EFF37655.2CC69179.IP) Clones:
19:32:25 [ø] ChanMode: ChanServ sets mode [+h] tiim
19:32:33 [%Nom] hmm
19:32:38 [%Nom] Is your volume up?
19:32:48 [+Sev] all the way
19:32:56 [+Sev] well not anymore
19:33:02 [+Sev] but its up there
19:33:25 ° +Sev dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at Sev
19:33:42 [+Sev] interesting
19:33:47 [+Sev] but that didn't help
19:34:16 • Quits: Tiiim (~Tim@Rizon-806D35B8.colc.cable.ntl.com) (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
19:34:43 ° %fermun slaps Sev with a big red brick
19:34:50 [%Nom] sev what program are you using for irc?
19:34:57 [+Sev] hydra
19:35:05 [+Sev] probably a problem...
19:35:18 [%Nom] you should uninstall and re install
19:35:20 [+Sev] im guessing?
19:35:26 [%Nom] worked for me with Ice chat
19:35:37 [+Sev] alright i will be back
19:35:42 • Quits: Sev (~Sev@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) (Quit: Want to be different? Try HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-)
19:35:45 [%Nom] fag
19:35:47 [%Gudamor] this is great
19:35:49 [TheDarkFlame] Haha
19:35:59 [Illiterati] what a fag
19:37:24 [Illiterati] seriously though, FAG
19:37:37 (+Bakudai) oh man
19:37:41 (+Bakudai) Dragonall was awesome
19:37:45 (+Bakudai) b
19:37:53 [Illiterati] it was?
19:37:59 [%Gudamor] I disagree.
19:38:00 (+Bakudai) best movie of 2009
19:38:27 [%Gudamor] oh shit there's a movie?
19:38:40 [TheDarkFlame] It was actually watchable?
19:38:41 (+Bakudai) http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/27074/live-action-dragonball-film-in-progress/180
19:38:55 (+Bakudai) It was amazing
19:39:13 • Joins: Sev_squad (~Sev_squad@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Clones:
19:39:18 (+Bakudai) I watched a bootleg cam rip from taiwan or something, but that just made it better
19:39:23 [Sev_squad] yo
19:39:29 (+Bakudai) it was like every bad 70s kung fu movie combined
19:39:33 [TheDarkFlame] Welcome back.
19:39:36 [Sev_squad] did it work?
19:39:44 • Quits: JRB (~JRB@Rizon-DC68BC09.hsd1.va.comcast.net) (Quit: Leaving.)
19:40:15 [%Gudamor] Sev... IRC doesn't have voice-chat capabilities.
19:40:18 [%Gudamor] I... I'm sorry.
19:40:26 [%Nom] you asshole.
19:40:31 [Sev_squad] so what can i download?
19:41:28 [Sev_squad] chatzilla?
19:41:34 [%Nom] icechat
19:41:40 (+Bakudai) NNScript
19:41:53 [%Nom] NoScript*
19:41:53 [Sev_squad] i like icechat dosn't sound as mean
19:42:07 [Illiterati] mIRC
19:42:16 [Illiterati] mibbit.com
19:42:53 [Sev_squad] alright im installing ice chat and have the others on hold if it dosn't work...
19:47:19 [%fermun] i'm trying to read the modern drunkard blog, and i cant because i'm laughing at this.
19:47:36 (+Bakudai) icechat?
19:47:47 [%fermun] oh, i'm caught up now.
19:49:03 [Sev_squad] sorry yea icechat
19:49:10 • Joins: Sev_squad_ (~IceChat7@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Clones: Sev_squad
19:49:33 [Sev_squad] fantastic
19:49:33 • Kick: Sev_squad was kicked by Nom (don't need two of you, one is more than enough.)
19:49:39 [Illiterati] modern drunkard is fun
19:49:41 [ø] ChanMode: Gudamor sets mode [+v] Sev_squad_
19:49:43 • Joins: Sev_squad (~Sev_squad@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Clones: Sev_squad_
19:49:49 (+Bakudai) OH GOD
19:49:52 [Sev_squad] ill leave sorry
19:49:54 [%fermun] i have had a subscription for years
19:49:54 (+Bakudai) THEY WONT STOP COMING
19:50:03 • Parts: Sev_squad (~Sev_squad@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net)
19:50:07 (+Bakudai) MAN THE TOWERS
19:50:11 [%fermun] but they havent made a new issue in months.
19:50:14 [%fermun] maybe longer
19:50:19 [%fermun] it's unbearable!
19:50:25 [Illiterati] yeah, probably not
19:50:29 • Quits: Sev_squad_ (~IceChat7@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
19:50:34 [Illiterati] that one guy wrote a book too
19:50:39 [Illiterati] frank kelly rich
19:50:42 [%fermun] yeah
19:50:47 [Illiterati] i read that book
19:50:51 [Illiterati] really fun
19:51:07 • Joins: Sev_squad_ (~IceChat7@Rizon-118E8F98.hsd1.wi.comcast.net) Clones:
19:51:21 [%fermun] yeah. i want a copy. i havent read it yet
19:52:03 [Sev_squad_] nom that was probably the funniest thing i've read today. thank you for brightening my day.
19:52:11 [%Nom] what?
19:52:28 [Sev_squad_] when you kicked me
19:52:40 [Sev_squad_] one of you is more than enough
19:52:51 [Sev_squad_] took me by suprise it did
19:52:52 (+Bakudai) she is talking about how massive your schlong is
19:52:57 [%Gudamor] nom is the wit of the channel
19:53:00 [Sev_squad_] she?
19:53:15 [Sev_squad_] oh well
19:53:34 [Sev_squad_] does someone have to voice me?
19:53:42 [%fermun] sorry, most of us have dongs, so don't be too disappointed
19:53:57 [%fermun] and you can take it on my authority that nom is a fag hag.
19:54:19 [Sev_squad_] your just jealous of his wit
19:54:57 [%fermun] you're in highschool, aren't you?
19:55:04 • Joins: Skinjob (~chatzilla@Rizon-ACE25741.ptld.qwest.net) Clones:
19:55:11 [%fermun] ADMIT IT!
19:55:16 [Sev_squad_] wow good guess howd you know?
19:55:25 ————————————————————————
19:55:25 [ø] Whois: Report for Sev_squad_
19:55:25 ›› Address: ~IceChat7@Rizon-118E8F98.hsd1.wi.comcast.net
19:55:25 ›› Name: The Chat cool people use
19:55:25 ›› Channels: #cracked
19:55:25 ›› Server: *.rizon.net (Where are you?)
19:55:25 ————————————————————————
19:55:30 [ø] ChanMode: Gudamor sets mode [+v] Sev_squad_
19:55:32 (+Bakudai) Wait, what just happened here?
19:56:14 [+Sev_squad_] should i hear talking now?
19:56:22 (+Bakudai) wait, what?
19:56:29 (+Bakudai) YOU GUYS ARE CONFUSING ME
19:56:29 [+Sev_squad_] lol
19:56:33 [+Sev_squad_] whoops
19:56:36 [+Sev_squad_] wow my bad
19:56:45 [+Sev_squad_] ok what are you confused about
19:56:50 [Illiterati] FUCKING SEV SQUAD DUDE
19:57:00 [%Nom] You're an idiot
19:57:02 [Illiterati] jesus christ
19:57:04 [%Nom] seriously
19:57:09 [%fermun] i'm sorry, as funny as it was, i need some closure here.
19:57:14 [+Sev_squad_] sorry sorry
19:57:20 [%fermun] this is irc
19:57:22 • Joins: Lee (~remington@Rizon-C064A54E.sd.sd.cox.net) Clones:
19:57:22 [ø] ChanMode: ChanServ sets mode [+v] Lee
19:57:24 [%fermun] it has no voice chat
19:57:25 [Illiterati] fermun, i got the copy at a second hand book store
19:57:38 [Illiterati] for $2 US
19:57:46 [%Nom] [19:40] <%Gudamor> Sev... IRC doesn't have voice-chat capabilities.
19:57:56 [%fermun] being voiced in the channel means you can talk if for whatever reason we decide to make the channel only able to be spoken in by voiced users
19:57:58 [%fermun] nice, lit
19:58:07 [%fermun] i'm putting it on my paperbackswap request list
19:58:08 [+Sev_squad_] alright i am an idiot ill be back... again
19:58:14 • Quits: Sev_squad_ (~IceChat7@Rizon-118E8F98.hsd1.wi.comcast.net)
19:58:17 [%Gudamor] bahahahaha
19:58:19 [TheDarkFlame] *sigh*
19:58:22 [Illiterati] thanks god for that
19:58:26 [%Nom] holy christ
19:58:37 [TheDarkFlame] Is this guy like king of idiots or something?
19:58:47 [%Gudamor] He will never take my crown.
19:58:48 [%fermun] he's in highschool, and also likely stupid
19:58:49 [Illiterati] more like the queen of idiots
19:58:52 • Quits: Gudamor (~gudamor@AD1F315E.B08C2708.890FFEED.IP) (Quit: NEVER)
19:58:59 [Illiterati] hah
19:59:11 • Quits: Kybard (~k@Rizon-B6D17649.hsd1.md.comcast.net)
19:59:47 • Topic: fermun changed it to: Let Us Spring Out of Our Sober Shells and Soar Like Drunken Eagles.
19:59:56 [Skinjob] Yes!
19:59:57 [Illiterati] "I will scam drinks like a bandido. Tab? I don't need no stinkin tab"
20:00:05 [%fermun] hehe
20:00:33 [%fermun] i am so fucking exhausted, i'm going to sleep like crazy.
20:00:46 [Illiterati] this is the best topic
20:01:10 [%Nom] I liked "This Channel Has Braids"
20:01:18 [Skinjob] You would.
20:01:26 • Topic: fermun changed it to: Let Us Spring Out of Our Sober Shells and Soar Like Drunken Eagles. | This Channel Has Braids
20:03:45 • Joins: Sev_Squad (~fg_Family@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Clones:
20:04:03 [+Lee] If it isn't Sev_Squad, my mortal enemy!
20:04:08 [Sev_Squad] i got NNscript now
20:04:12 [Illiterati] will the torture never end
20:04:18 [Sev_Squad] never
20:04:19 [+Lee] You can't stop me, Sev_Squad!
20:04:32 [Sev_Squad] watch me!
20:04:41 [+Lee] I REFUSE
20:04:57 [%Nom] sev can you hear us now?
20:04:57 [Sev_Squad] then you will be stopped
20:05:08 ————————————————————————
20:05:08 [ø] Whois: Report for Sev_Squad
20:05:08 ›› Address: ~fg_Family@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
20:05:08 ›› Name: Ryan Bertsche
20:05:08 ›› Channels: #cracked
20:05:08 ›› Server: *.rizon.net (Where are you?)
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20:05:09 [Sev_Squad] no
20:05:15 (+Bakudai) he isn't voiced
20:05:16 [DemWhoopass] PENIS
20:05:18 (+Bakudai) of course he can't
20:05:37 [+Lee] what a LOSER
20:06:25 [Sev_Squad] uhh could someone voice me?
20:06:36 [Sev_Squad] or was lee right?
20:07:04 [Illiterati] only god can voice you now
20:07:09 [+Lee] even if someone does voice you i can still be right
20:07:16 [Sev_Squad] i suppose
20:07:53 [%Nom] +v sev_squad
20:07:57 [%Nom] must be broken
20:08:12 [Sev_Squad] am i voiced?
20:08:21 [Skinjob] You're just not typing it right nom, you jerk.
20:08:21 [+Lee] no but you are ugly
20:08:27 [Sev_Squad] that i am
20:08:33 ° +Bakudai sets mode [+v] Sev_squad
20:09:23 [Sev_Squad] ... if this dosn't work im blaming it on my stupidity and giving up
20:09:37 [%Nom] That's what we are all doing.
20:09:38 [+Lee] fair enough
20:10:31 [%fermun] sev_squad, have you considered the military after you graduate high school?
20:10:44 [+Lee] or going to high school once you're done with junior high
20:11:05 [Sev_Squad] im in high school
20:11:05 • Nick: DemWhoopass —› Demha
20:11:07 (+Bakudai) or getting some big ol' titties in your face at a strip club?
20:11:09 [Demha] BONERS
20:11:12 (+Bakudai) because god damn that is awesome
20:11:18 [+Lee] or getting some big ol' boners in your face at a strip club?
20:11:19 [%fermun] i guess what we're trying to say to you is that college would be a waste of money for you.
20:11:25 [Sev_Squad] and am going to collegde next year at millwakee
20:11:30 [+Lee] wow
20:11:32 (+Bakudai) WHOOO
20:11:34 [Demha] COLLEGDE
20:11:35 [+Lee] kill yourself
20:11:35 (+Bakudai) COLLEDGE
20:11:38 [+Lee] millwakeeeeeeeeee
20:11:45 [Sev_Squad] i am a terrible speller
20:11:50 [+Lee] *person
20:11:58 [Demha] (in bed)
20:12:01 [Sev_Squad] tha too but mostly the spelling
20:12:04 (+Bakudai) [Sev_Squad] i am HITLEER
20:12:14 [Demha] HITLER BONERS
20:12:17 [Sev_Squad] i supose i deserve it
20:12:27 [Sev_Squad] there is no spell check on here
20:12:28 (+Bakudai) spelling things wrong is the worst thing a person could do
20:12:33 (+Bakudai) ever
20:12:38 • Joins: Karlski (~karlskib@Rizon-35DCD6AA.dyn.iinet.net.au) Clones:
20:12:38 [+Lee] i can understand being a poor speller but not even being able to spell the name of the college you are going to is retarded
20:12:38 [ø] ChanMode: ChanServ sets mode [+h] Karlski
20:12:47 [Demha] WHAT ABOUT THE SPELL CHECK IN YOUR HEAD?
20:12:51 [%Nom] oh good, karlski can take over now
20:12:56 [%Karlski] what
20:13:00 [TheDarkFlame] Demha, you mean a brain?
20:13:03 [Sev_Squad] it is but i used to not be able to spell manitowoc and i live there
20:13:16 [+Lee] you are truly king retard
20:13:17 [%Karlski] sev_squad
20:13:39 [Demha] What are you going on about?
20:13:40 [%Karlski] isn't he the guy that remongton had to fix a bunch of bbcode and spelling errors
20:13:45 [%Karlski] of
20:13:46 [%Karlski] er
20:13:50 [%Karlski] i parsed that badly.
20:13:53 [+Lee] Sounds like it
20:14:02 [TheDarkFlame] Could be.
20:14:03 [Sev_Squad] that was one post
20:14:06 [Sev_Squad] ONE!
20:14:11 [%Karlski] one too many
20:14:17 [Sev_Squad] thats arugable
20:14:23 [%Karlski] arugable?
20:14:25 [+Lee] Remington has never corrected the bbcode and spelling errors in my posts
20:14:27 (+Bakudai) IT IS NOT
20:14:34 [Demha] THE ONE
20:14:36 [Demha] BONER
20:14:37 [%Karlski] nor mine
20:14:40 [Demha] TO RULE THEM ALL
20:14:43 [+Lee] I think he meant arugula
20:14:49 [Sev_Squad] lee that is because you are better then me
20:14:54 [+Lee] I know
20:14:56 (+Bakudai) areola
20:14:57 [%Karlski] than
20:14:59 [%Karlski] not then
20:15:03 • Nick: Demha —› DemBoners
20:15:04 (+Bakudai) thin?
20:15:08 [+Lee] thun(der)
20:15:09 [Sev_Squad] arguable*
20:15:09 [TheDarkFlame] Ravioli?
20:15:11 (+Bakudai) NOT HIM!
20:15:42 [Sev_Squad] i read thunder today.. good short story
20:15:49 [+Lee] hey guys how many sev_squads does it take to spell words correctly
20:15:49 [%Nom] ana na na na na (thun-der)
20:15:53 [%Karlski] an ellipsis has three dots
20:15:55 [%Karlski] not two
20:16:00 [%Karlski] also there was no need for an ellipsis there
20:16:02 [%Karlski] god
20:16:04 (+Bakudai) That was a double stop
20:16:18 [%Karlski] fair enough, then/
20:16:19 [%Karlski] .
20:16:27 (+Bakudai) He wanted you to know he really ended his sentence..
20:16:35 [+Lee] are they letting you graduate with such atrocious spelling and grammar
20:16:36 [%Karlski] he needed us to be certain..
20:16:40 [+Lee] because they shouldn't..
20:16:44 (+Bakudai) all the people do it now because so many people hit the period by mistake..
20:16:47 [%Karlski] well he is graduating from an american high school
20:16:48 [Illiterati] he should end all sentences with /quit
20:16:49 [%Karlski] OH SNAP
20:17:08 [+Lee] touché, sir
20:17:11 [%Nom] I wouldn't be surprised if he did that now, lit.
20:17:11 [Sev_Squad] wisconsin has the best schools in america
20:17:18 [%Nom] You've proven that.
20:17:21 [%Karlski] shame you don't go to any of them
20:17:23 [+Lee] Beyond a doubt
20:17:24 [%Nom] Well done.
20:17:30 [DemBoners] Schools of cheese.
20:17:42 [+Lee] Whereabouts in Wisconsin are you Sev_Squad
20:17:46 [Illiterati] maybe he's home schooled
20:17:52 [%Karlski] in a caravan
20:17:55 [Sev_Squad] manitowoc
20:17:56 [Illiterati] or rather, homo schooled
20:17:59 [DemBoners] Its hard to learn cheese at home
20:18:13 [+Lee] EAST SIDE
20:18:44 [Illiterati] trailers are not very conducive for learning
20:19:10 [Illiterati] this is my understanding of american culture, and i hope i am right
20:19:12 [+Lee] I'm sort of ashamed to admit that I'm from Minnesota now
20:19:30 [+Lee] Even though Sev_Squad isn't from there, I feel like his proximity to my home state kicks it down a notch
20:19:37 [%Nom] Yeah no shit.
20:19:55 [%fermun] ha! i was born in indiana!
20:19:59 [Sev_Squad] your not retarded by im on the lake east side like you said
20:20:04 [%Karlski] ha! I'm australian!
20:20:08 [%Karlski] "you're"
20:20:10 [%Karlski] "i'm"
20:20:12 [Sev_Squad] where did that first part come from
20:20:13 [%Nom] It's still too close
20:20:17 [%Karlski] commas
20:20:26 [%Karlski] christ what year are you in, kid
20:20:30 [%fermun] you do most likely win in the furthest from sev_squad contest, karlski
20:20:31 [Skinjob] Nom, you're not close to anything.
20:20:32 [Illiterati] 10th
20:20:34 [Sev_Squad] 12
20:20:34 [%fermun] he's a senior
20:20:40 [+Lee] what
20:20:40 [Sev_Squad] unfortunatly
20:20:41 [%Karlski] senior faggot
20:20:42 [%fermun] he is 17 or 18 years old
20:20:51 [+Lee] how
20:20:54 [Sev_Squad] 17 summer birthday
20:21:01 [+Lee] THAT IS NOT A SENTENCE
20:21:10 [Sev_Squad] thats why there is not period.
20:21:15 [Sev_Squad] no*
20:21:16 [%Karlski] that's
20:21:17 [Illiterati] AAAAAAH
20:21:19 (+Bakudai) you are not
20:21:25 [%Nom] sev, how long have you been on the boards?
20:21:29 [+Lee] too long
20:21:58 (+Bakudai) how is sentance formed?
20:22:03 [%Nom] ah that silver faggot bumped the thread.
20:22:03 [Sev_Squad] 5 months
20:22:08 (+Bakudai) how form get syntax
20:22:14 [Illiterati] this is like the grammatical equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard
20:22:21 [+Lee] i herd of a mother in AR who kill her sentence
20:22:28 [%Karlski] my metaphorical ears are metaphorically bleeding
20:22:47 [+Lee] i pary for mother that we protect sentence that cannot fright back?
20:23:02 [TheDarkFlame] Dude, I'm seventeen. You make people our age look like retards, learn how to spell properly.
20:23:07 [Illiterati] english is not even my first language, sev squad
20:23:11 [Illiterati] think about it
20:23:20 [Illiterati] THINK
20:23:28 [+Lee] he can't
20:23:31 [Skinjob] Don't make him do that.
20:23:36 [Skinjob] He'll tell us about it.
20:23:40 [Illiterati] i am baiting him
20:23:44 [Illiterati] so his head will explode
20:23:45 [Sev_Squad] no need to smite me, others have done that enough already.
20:23:52 [+Lee] no, no they have not
20:23:55 [%Karlski] who said anything about smiting
20:24:00 [Sev_Squad] nom
20:24:05 [Sev_Squad] i know it was you nom
20:24:07 [%Karlski] I'm quite happy abusing you here
20:24:28 [%Nom] I'm untangling 20 feet of hemp
20:24:39 [%Nom] I didn't smite you
20:24:51 [%Karlski] besides which you know who cares about karma?
20:24:52 [%Karlski] faggots
20:24:54 [+Lee] hey Shooter McGavin plays the president on Spy Kids 2
20:24:56 [%Karlski] sad fat faggots
20:24:56 [+Lee] awesome
20:25:20 [Sev_Squad] besides which you know who cares?
20:25:22 • Joins: DrShenanigans (~chatzilla@Rizon-EAE2B77B.cc.shawcable.net) Clones:
20:25:27 [%Nom] hey Dr
20:25:27 [%Karlski] you
20:25:28 [Sev_Squad] and your yelling at me
20:25:30 [%Karlski] you fat faggot
20:25:34 [DrShenanigans] hey, Nom
20:25:34 [%Karlski] you're
20:25:39 [DrShenanigans] what's shakin'?
20:25:53 [%Nom] is anyone going to get upset if I?
20:25:54 [+Lee] Hey Karlski karma is very important it is a dick move to smite somebody who disagrees with you didn't you know
20:25:57 [Sev_Squad] yelling at me for my terrible spelling
20:26:06 [%Karlski] then learn to spell, shitbasket
20:26:15 [%Karlski] OMG LEE U R SO RITE
20:26:28 [%Nom] it's been fun, but it's getting a bit annoying now.
20:26:36 [+Lee] I learned that from SuperCalvin, Karlski. He's the smart one.
20:26:38 [Sev_Squad] i know it is my fault, i was just answering the question
20:27:04 [%Karlski] Calv is pretty clever, Lee. He has much to teach us.
20:27:07 [TheDarkFlame] If people whose first language isn't English can spell better than you, and you've lived in a purely-English nation all your life, then you need to go back to school.
20:27:11 [Illiterati] hey shananigans
20:27:17 [%Karlski] ngh
20:27:23 [%Nom] or at least pay attention
20:27:56 [Sev_Squad] i was never good at spelling, but i always ruled reading. never really got how
20:28:12 [%Karlski] I...
20:28:19 [%Karlski] I don't even know where to start with that one.
20:28:56 [ø] ChanMode: Karlski sets mode [+b] *!*@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
20:28:56 • This *!*@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net ban affects: Sev_Squad
20:29:04 • Kick: Sev_Squad was kicked by Karlski (LEARN TO REEEAAAAD)
20:29:04 [Illiterati] i was never good at suckin' dick, but i was always good at being fucked in the ass
20:29:05 [%Nom] thanks
20:29:08 [TheDarkFlame] You ruled reading? How does that even make sense?
20:29:20 [Skinjob] That's a lie Illiterati.
20:29:24 [ø] ChanMode: Karlski sets mode [-b] *!*@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net
20:29:30 [Skinjob] You are amazing at both.
20:29:45 [%fermun] you are.
20:29:57 [Skinjob] God like, even.
20:30:06 [%fermun] don't let your low self esteem make you think you can't suck a dick.
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20:30:32 [%Karlski] anyway, how exactly does one "rule reading"
20:30:45 (+Bakudai) If you liked it then you should have put a donk on it
20:30:51 [Sev_Squad] just an expression i was always good at it
20:31:03 [%Nom] You're good at expressions?
20:31:05 [+Lee] that is not an expression anyone else has ever used ever
20:31:08 [%fermun] all hail sev_squad, king of readtopia!
20:31:10 [+Lee] I rule typing personally
20:31:10 [Skinjob] He got a gold star for his reading.
20:31:12 [%Karlski] everyone is good at reading.
20:31:18 [%Karlski] that is not a skill to be proud of
20:31:20 (+Bakudai) Not blind people
20:31:21 (+Bakudai) or babies
20:31:25 [%Karlski] congratulations, you're not dyslexic
20:31:26 (+Bakudai) or blind babies
20:31:29 [+Lee] Blind people are the best readers
20:31:32 [%Karlski] blind people have braille, bakudai
20:31:33 [+Lee] They can do it without eyes
20:31:37 (+Bakudai) blind people with no hands?
20:31:42 (+Bakudai) I bet you didn't think of that
20:31:42 [%fermun] or peasants from pre-industrial times
20:31:44 [+Lee] now that's just sad
20:31:46 (+Bakudai) I did
20:31:48 [%Karlski] they can get audiobooks
20:31:49 [%Karlski] duh
20:31:50 [%Nom] That's a very small demographic.
20:31:57 [%fermun] oh man, thin of blind babies from pre-industrial times with no hands!
20:31:59 [+Lee] that's what she said
20:32:06 (+Bakudai) Well that isn't reading, that is listening
20:32:06 [%fermun] think
20:32:10 (+Bakudai) and I rule listening
20:32:11 [%Karlski] it counts.
20:32:13 [%fermun] sorry, my damn k key
20:32:18 [%Karlski] i rule fucking your mother in the butt
20:32:28 [%fermun] i have to hit it extra hard for it to register.
20:32:33 [%Karlski] that's what she said
20:32:35 (+Bakudai) So does he
20:32:37 (+Bakudai) BANG
20:32:42 [+Lee] hey Sev_Squad
20:32:46 [DemBoners] BLAM
20:32:46 [Sev_Squad] yea?
20:32:48 [+Lee] up yours
20:32:50 [%Karlski] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:32:57 (+Bakudai) up yours, Sev_Squad
20:33:05 [DrShenanigans] up yours, sev_squad
20:33:16 [%tiim] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:33:25 [%Nom] up yours, Sev_Squard
20:33:27 [+Lee] hey Sev_Squad
20:33:33 [Sev_Squad] yea?
20:33:35 [+Lee] up yours
20:33:40 [Sev_Squad] yea i know
20:33:40 [%Karlski] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:33:44 (+Bakudai) up yours, Sev_Squad
20:33:49 [Illiterati] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:33:51 [%tiim] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:34:00 [%Nom] up yours, sev_squad
20:34:29 [Sev_Squad] don't worry I will learn to spell eventually
20:34:36 [+Lee] sev are you at all embarrassed by the extent to which your educational institution has failed you
20:34:40 [%Nom] but you can't learn to not suck
20:34:41 [Illiterati] no, learn to spell NOW
20:34:46 (+Bakudai) When will New_Squad ever understand?
20:34:50 [%Karlski] if you haven't managed it after eleven years of school what makes you think you'll learn in the future
20:35:00 [+Lee] it's not like they have spelling tests in college
20:35:11 [%Karlski] that's the fucking definition of a lost cause
20:35:12 [+SteelFan714] Aww man, I missed telling Sev_squad up his.
20:35:16 [+SteelFan714] I always miss everything fun.
20:35:18 [%fermun] keep in mind, karlski, he will be finished with his 12th year of school in 2 months
20:35:19 [+Lee] no, no
20:35:20 [%Karlski] you might as well just go join the army now and get it over with
20:35:24 [Sev_Squad] well its just the one thing i have always struggled with
20:35:27 [+Lee] you can do it any time SteelFan
20:35:28 (+Bakudai) 13th year
20:35:35 [%Nicol] let's bring it back, SteelFan714
20:35:39 [+SteelFan714] up yours, sev_squad
20:35:40 [%Nicol] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:35:43 [%Karlski] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:35:44 [%tiim] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:35:45 [Skinjob] Up yours, Sev_Squad
20:35:53 [%Nom] maybe I'll make it so you can understand
20:35:53 (+Bakudai) Up yours, New_Squad
20:36:02 [+Lee] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:36:08 [%Nom] up urs sev sqaud..
20:36:13 [Sev_Squad] well im glad i could at least bring everyone together against a common enemy.
20:36:19 [TheDarkFlame] Up yours, Sev_Squad.
20:36:20 [%Karlski] shut up
20:36:22 [%Karlski] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:36:23 [TheDarkFlame] Ok.
20:36:28 [+Lee] you're not our enemy we just hate you
20:36:36 [%Karlski] don't try to make this some kind of fucking look at me i'm making a joke of this
20:36:43 [Sev_Squad] dosn't that make me an enemy?
20:36:48 [Illiterati] no
20:36:48 [+Lee] no
20:36:54 [%Karlski] you suck that hard that nom and i, mortal enemies from the start, agree that you fucking suck
20:36:57 [+Lee] do you even know what the word enemy means
20:36:57 [%Karlski] no
20:37:06 (+Bakudai) If you don't know that it doesn't make you an enemy, you have a lot of history to learn.
20:37:10 [Skinjob] You're just some guy who can't spell.
20:37:23 [+Lee] doesn't*
20:37:23 • Quits: DemBoners (~chatzilla@791E424.215CF941.82E3857D.IP) (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.8/2009032609])
20:37:26 (+Bakudai) fag
20:37:33 [%Karlski] fag
20:37:35 [Sev_Squad] History is easily my favorite subject
20:37:47 [%Karlski] ha
20:37:56 (+Bakudai) You know what world war I taught us?
20:38:05 (+Bakudai) it taught us that up yours Sev_Squad
20:38:05 [+Lee] That hating someone does not make them your enemy
20:38:09 [+Lee] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:38:14 [%Karlski] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:38:18 [Illiterati] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:38:20 [Sev_Squad] that was a good one bakudai
20:38:23 (+Bakudai) ^5
20:38:28 [%Karlski] ^5
20:38:30 [%Nom] up yours, sev_squad
20:38:31 [+Lee] ^5
20:38:46 [%tiim] Sev_Squad, when you grow up, you will also realise that Up Yours, Sev_Squad
20:38:53 [+Lee] the best part of this is talking about him over voice chat while telling him how much he sucks
20:39:04 [%Karlski] not much talking happening at my end
20:39:06 [Sev_Squad] saying nice things?
20:39:09 [%Karlski] too much laughter
20:39:13 [+Lee] no
20:39:21 [Sev_Squad] i was hoping maybe
20:39:28 [Sev_Squad] but no suprise there.
20:39:32 [Illiterati] if i had a mic, i would totally laugh at Sev_Squad
20:39:32 [%Karlski] then you're stupid as well as illiterate
20:39:43 [Skinjob] If Sev_Squad was even voiced.
20:39:48 [+Lee] well you'd have to be voiced first Illiterati
20:40:09 [+SteelFan714] Voice chat is the best thing about IRC
20:40:11 [Illiterati] I would *pay* anyone to voice me, had i a mic
20:40:13 [+SteelFan714] Because it doesn't make you read
20:40:13 [Sev_Squad] you could voice me and tell me i suck.
20:40:14 • Topic: Karlski changed it to: Up yours, Sev_Squad | This Channel Has Braids
20:40:17 [+SteelFan714] And reading is really hard
20:40:35 [%Nom] so is spelling
20:40:42 [%Karlski] apparently
20:40:44 [+SteelFan714] It's a lot harder
20:40:48 [%Nom] spelling up yours, sev_squad is the hardest.
20:40:52 [Illiterati] Sev_Squad rules at reading, don't you know?
20:40:57 [+SteelFan714] Sometimes I feel like I'm having a bad spelling day, but I still rule reading.
20:40:58 [+Lee] no he doesn't
20:41:00 [+SteelFan714] With an iron fist.
20:41:01 [Illiterati] he RULES
20:41:02 [+Lee] he rules reading
20:41:03 [ø] ChanMode: tiim sets mode [+v] tiim
20:41:08 [%Karlski] sev_squad, have you considered that maybe your purpose in life is to serve as an example to others
20:41:10 [Skinjob] He is the reading Czar.
20:41:33 [Sev_Squad] oh karl i know that that is my purpose
20:41:48 [%Karlski] that's probably for the best
20:42:00 [%Karlski] that way you can stay in your cesspool of mediocrity for the rest of your life
20:42:06 [+Lee] have you ever thought of skipping the melodrama and making an example of yourself immediately
20:42:15 [Sev_Squad] ouch.
20:42:18 [Sev_Squad] that hurt
20:42:18 [%fermun] you know sev_squad, i've heard becoming a drug addict has a lot of short-term gains and doesn't require you to do any spelling.
20:42:29 [+Lee] prostitution is similar
20:42:30 (+Bakudai) And you get welfare
20:43:08 [Illiterati] might i suggest heroin as a starter drug?
20:43:24 [Illiterati] i hear it's all the rage in paris
20:43:25 (+Bakudai) crack is easily the best starter drug
20:43:38 [%Nom] or crystal meth
20:43:52 [Illiterati] hell, you could do codeine, if you want
20:43:53 [%Nom] and if you snort it, your teeth don't fall out
20:43:55 [Illiterati] we won't judge
20:44:00 [%Karlski] eight sudafed and a bottle of coke
20:44:07 [%tiim] caffeine
20:44:13 [%Karlski] two tablespoons of nutmeg
20:44:22 [TheDarkFlame] I prefer caffeine.
20:44:35 [Sev_Squad] just out of curiosity what will it take to make me just look stupid, and not full blown retarded? and to get back to neutral?
20:44:42 [Illiterati] a 60mL bottle of Benadryl and a bag of cheetos
20:44:44 (+Bakudai) time
20:44:48 [+Lee] three 5 hour energy shots and a snifter of morphine
20:44:51 [Skinjob] Sev_Squad...
20:44:55 [Skinjob] Up yours.
20:44:56 [Sev_Squad] yes?
20:45:01 [+Lee] up yours, Sev_Squad
20:45:01 [Sev_Squad] oh yea
20:45:05 [+Lee] how do you not get thijs
20:45:06 (+Bakudai) http://playhimoffkeyboardcat.com/ Oh man, look at this site
20:45:07 [+Lee] this*
20:45:09 [%Karlski] what will it take?
20:45:13 [%tiim] it would help if someone even more retarded comes in
20:45:21 [%Karlski] it will take you shutting up for a while
20:45:27 [Sev_Squad] done
20:45:27 (+Bakudai) we call it "The Nom Effect"
20:45:29 [%Karlski] making no more spelling errors or fuckstupid statements
20:45:31 [TheDarkFlame] A long while.
20:45:41 [+Lee] it will take at least 8 more years of high school level education
20:45:44 [%Karlski] and then suddenly getting about five years older and ten years more mature
20:45:55 [+Lee] also no more dicks in your mouth
20:45:58 [Sev_Squad] thats better than i expected, i was expecting allot of nevers
20:46:04 [Illiterati] a lot
20:46:12 (+Bakudai) we are realistic, not cruel
20:46:12 • Nick: Nom —› NomAway
20:46:15 [+Lee] well never is not exactly an answer to the question you asked
20:46:26 [%tiim] I recommend going to the forum and finding the most rock-stupid person you can find and get them to come here so we can hate them more than you
20:46:35 [%tiim] or just wait til curtis gets home from work
20:46:37 [Sev_Squad] that is a good one
20:46:50 [Illiterati] no, i think you should wait for curtis
20:46:54 [+SteelFan714] Guys, I have really bad heart burn, and I don't know whose fault it is.
20:47:04 [+SteelFan714] I have reason to believe it's Sev_squad's.
20:47:22 [%Karlski] guys i am going out for a bit
20:47:38 [%Karlski] if sev_squad hasn't learnt his lesson by the time i get back, i'm blaming Lee
20:47:44 [Sev_Squad] sorry for the heart burn
20:47:51 [Sev_Squad] fantastic
20:47:55 • Nick: Karlski —› awayski
20:48:02 ° +SteelFan714 painful belch
20:48:05 [%Nicol] yeah, I should also head back into work now
20:48:06 [%Nicol] bye
20:48:18 [+SteelFan714] I'm going to go watch House on line.
20:48:22 [+SteelFan714] That doctor sure is surly.
20:48:31 • Nick: SteelFan714 —› HouseFan714
20:48:40 [Sev_Squad] homework...
20:49:11 [%fermun] i'm going to do the same, steelfan!
20:49:22 [+HouseFan714] ^5
20:49:36 [+Lee] you know what guys
20:49:38 [%fermun] you pirating or legal?
20:49:47 [+HouseFan714] Also, belated ^5 for talking about Solitary on here and inspiring me to check it out on Hulu.
20:49:49 [%fermun] up sev_squad's?
20:49:51 [+HouseFan714] That show is awesome
20:49:58 [Sev_Squad] wait does this mean that i will get my own thread or am i not that bad?
20:50:00 [Illiterati] i am going to continue this work i have here
20:50:05 (+Bakudai) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ndx_IdlUQU
20:50:11 [Skinjob] I am going to go find some booze.
20:50:12 [+Lee] The only way that Sev_Squad could make it up to me immediately is if he got that Miss South Carolina constestant from a few years ago on here
20:50:24 [+Lee] so i could ask her about maps.
20:50:25 [%fermun] you might think you are important enough for your own thread
20:50:26 [+HouseFan714] Sub-legal, for the time being. They only have 5 or so episodes on Hulu, which is upsetting, and I'm not caught up to them yet.
20:50:27 (+Bakudai) do you think that guy is ok?
20:50:27 [%fermun] but you are not
20:50:47 [+Lee] why do you think you would get your own thread Sev_Squad
20:50:59 [+Lee] have you seen us start threads for any other #cracked retards
20:51:06 [Sev_Squad] curtis
20:51:08 [+Lee] if that was something we did there would be a lot more
20:51:21 (+Bakudai) ha
20:51:29 [+Lee] heh, curtis
20:51:31 [Skinjob] Ask Curtis for your own thread, then.
20:51:38 [%fermun] the keyboard cat makes it so much funnier
20:51:39 [Sev_Squad] maybe
20:51:51 [+Lee] guys i think that Sev_Squad might be so dumb that he doesn't even know who curtis is
20:51:53 ° Sev_Squad persuades himself to eat the cyanide sandwich
20:51:54 • Joins: CatAstrophe (~CatAstrop@Rizon-C60D79ED.lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net) Clones:
20:52:04 [Sev_Squad] sweet
20:52:05 (+Bakudai) Play him off CatAstrophe
20:52:12 [Illiterati] wait, is god listening to us
20:52:13 ° Sev_Squad steals himself's cookies. Mwahaha!
20:52:18 [CatAstrophe] What are we playing?
20:52:24 [+Lee] we're playing Sev_Squad sucks
20:52:27 [Illiterati] GOD, ARE YOU READING OUR CHAT LOGA
20:52:29 [Sev_Squad] yea
20:52:31 [Illiterati] LOGS
20:52:35 [%fermun] LOGA
20:52:41 [%fermun] LOGAN'S RUN
20:53:09 [%tiim] GAOL
20:53:14 [Sev_Squad] man it got heated
20:53:18 [%fermun] GOAL!
20:53:18 [Illiterati] GOAL
20:53:20 [Sev_Squad] i even banned
20:53:24 [Sev_Squad] got *
20:53:24 [+Lee] what
20:53:29 [%fermun] he even banned
20:53:38 [Illiterati] battle of the banneds
20:53:41 [Sev_Squad] even got* banned
20:54:00 [+Lee] you didn't get banned. karlski just banned you so he could kick you without auto join letting you back in
20:54:01 [%tiim] up* yours, Sev_Squad
20:54:04 [%fermun] you got banned because most people have an autojoin
20:54:08 (+Bakudai) *boners
20:54:12 [TheDarkFlame] If you're so pro at reading, why don't you read what you're typing before you send it?
20:54:14 [%fermun] what lee said
20:54:18 (+Bakudai) YRMV
20:54:20 [+Lee] what TheDarkFlame said
20:54:49 [%fermun] what lee said
20:54:55 (+Bakudai) south park
20:54:56 [Illiterati] what fermun said
20:55:07 [+HouseFan714] what lit said
20:55:07 [Sev_Squad] hey you guys make mistakes too. don't try pinning this on me...
20:55:14 [%tiim] what tiim said
20:55:19 (+Bakudai) My only mistake was you
20:55:22 [+Lee] heyo
20:55:29 [+HouseFan714] AHHH, a neverending loop.
20:55:36 [%fermun] southparkstudios will have it up online in 2.5 hours, bak
20:55:36 [+HouseFan714] What have you done, Tiim?
20:55:44 (+Bakudai) it is on my computer right now
20:55:44 [Sev_Squad] well im going to go.
20:55:45 [%tiim] what are your crimes?
20:55:45 [CatAstrophe] Only way to stop it is to stop talking
20:55:58 (+Bakudai) Thanks EZTV!
20:56:02 [Sev_Squad] leave you to gossip about how terrible i am.
20:56:03 ° +Bakudai thumbs up and wink
20:56:06 [Illiterati] hey catastrophe
20:56:09 • Parts: Sev_Squad (~fg_Family@Rizon-BE92218C.hsd1.mn.comcast.net)
20:56:10 [Illiterati] up yours
20:56:12 [%tiim] fag
20:56:20 [CatAstrophe] Anytime
20:56:27 [%fermun] while he is terrible, i think gossiping about him is just ridiculous.
20:56:35 [%fermun] let's be happy that he's no longer here
20:56:42 [+Lee] ae
20:56:43 [Illiterati] decent people don't gossip
20:56:44 [+Lee] amen*
20:56:47 [TheDarkFlame] Indeed.
20:56:48 [%tiim] gossip about who?
20:56:59 [Illiterati] about that slut paris hilton
20:57:07 [%fermun] ^pizza, tiim!
20:57:12 (+Bakudai) haaaaaaa
20:57:22 [%tiim] ^za
20:57:39 [%fermun] do you guys use that?
20:57:45 [%fermun] i thought that was just a chicago thing.
20:57:49 [%tiim] apparently you do
20:57:54 [%tiim] you 'americans'
20:57:55 [+Lee] i don't care how often i see it the clip of that guy doing the reverse flip kick and hitting the little girl is still brutal
20:59:50 [CatAstrophe] Is there a difference between 'americans' and americans
21:00:12 [Illiterati] yes
21:00:20 [+Lee] What who the fuck are you get the fuck out what the fuck are you talking about
21:01:53 [%fermun] north and south americans are technically americans, though the citizens of the united states of america are normally referred to americans exclusively, tiim could perhaps be using his britishness to show that while we claim america, that we are not the only country in america
21:02:04 [%fermun] or perhaps, tiim is fond of quotes.
21:02:13 (+Bakudai) we are not even the only United States of America
21:02:26 (+Bakudai) ha
21:02:30 (+Bakudai) auto capitals
21:02:48 [Illiterati] that is a very patriotic IRC client
21:02:59 [Illiterati] god bless america
21:03:42 [CatAstrophe] I understand now
21:04:06 [%tiim] god bless 'america'
21:04:24 • Joins: Sev_squad (~IceChat7@Rizon-118E8F98.hsd1.wi.comcast.net) Clones:
21:04:29 [Illiterati] OH SHIT
21:04:29 [+Lee] you liar!
21:04:36 [Illiterati] OH SHIT SHIT SHIT
21:04:47 [Sev_squad] its just going to be in the background calm down
21:04:58 [+Lee] hide the drugs and the books in case he decides to wow us with his reading skills
21:04:59 (+Bakudai) like my dick in a porno
21:05:00 [Sev_squad] i just wanted to see the funny
21:05:39 [+Lee] well you certainly didn't bring any with you
21:05:50 [Sev_squad] just like that!
21:05:59 [Illiterati] shut up
21:06:03 [+Lee] oh god he's getting off to the abuse
21:06:20 [Sev_squad] plus it can't be the up yours, sev_squad channel without me
21:06:32 [Illiterati] shut up
21:06:37 (+Bakudai) this isn't #upyourssev_squad
21:06:51 • Nick: NomAway —› Nom
21:06:52 [Sev_squad] well its description anyway
21:07:04 [Sev_squad] oh no noms back
21:07:18 [Illiterati] shut up
21:07:19 • Kick: Sev_squad was kicked by Nom (Sev_squad)
21:07:20 [+HouseFan714] Well that's just mean.
21:07:32 [TheDarkFlame] The topic isn't teh description, dumbass.
21:07:38 [TheDarkFlame] Oh wait, he's gone.
21:07:42 [%Nom] what happened while I was gone?
21:07:51 [+Lee] sev_squad sucked
21:07:56 [+Lee] mostly
21:08:00 [Skinjob] Dongs
21:08:05 • Joins: Sev_squad (~IceChat7@Rizon-118E8F98.hsd1.wi.comcast.net) Clones:
21:08:11 [Sev_squad] fair enough
21:08:13 [CatAstrophe] wow
21:08:14 • Quits: Sev_squad (~IceChat7@Rizon-118E8F98.hsd1.wi.comcast.net)
21:08:15 [Skinjob] Why?
21:08:25 [%Nom] needed the last word?
21:08:39 [+HouseFan714] He sure showed you, Nom
21:08:40 [Illiterati] he is an insufferable idiot
21:08:47 [%tiim] he'll be back
21:08:51 [%Nom] "ok ill shut up"
21:08:59 [%Nom] (two minutes later)
21:09:03 [+HouseFan714] Just as soon as he figures out how to use the voice feature, he'll be back.

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26th April, 2007. 11:16 am.


This kind of stuff confuses me as much as it angers me. I know it's been going around for awhile but it shouldn't be old news until it stops.

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8th April, 2007. 3:33 pm. Fuckin Retarded Comics

http://www.FuckinRetardedComics.com

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8th April, 2007. 4:05 am.

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7th April, 2007. 4:01 pm. Fuckin Retarded Comics - 001

I swear to god I'll stab her.

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